Hikiaineisto:Sinätuubapaska-hikisitaattisivun ulkomaankielinen aineisto

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Tämä sivu kuuluu Hikiaineistoon, akateemiseen käyttöön tarkoitettujen hyödyttömien ja tendenssimäisten lähdetekstien kokoelmaan.

YouTube Poop (engl.)[muokkaa]

Alex Jones[muokkaa]

  • ”Dude! Dude, America, dumbass! And America’s the biggest, sexiest thing the world’s ever seen, it’s Marilyn Monroe, with a big swinging johnson, bro!”
Alex Jones Is Mad As Hell

Yhdysvaltain politiikka[muokkaa]

Ted Cruz[muokkaa]

Year In Review: The Dumbest 2016 In History

Paul Ryan[muokkaa]

  • ”One of the problems we have with Obamacare is, we don't really have enough problems. Janna and I have three kids. There's congressman Devin Nunes, senator Tom Coburn and Richard Burr. They are three months apart, uh, we call them Irish triplets. He, he, he, he, he. Here's the point I'm trying to make. In 2000, I got laid.”
Trump's First 100 Durrrs

Jeff Sessions[muokkaa]

  • ”PJ Funnybunny was very sad. He did not like black people. That night, PJ ate every one of his brothers and sisters. That's a good story, right?”
Trump's First 100 Durrrs

Donald Trump[muokkaa]

  • ”I don't like Assad at all. But Assad is killing Russia, Russia is killing Russia and Iran is killing Sidney Blumenthal, hh-hh-whooll. And those three are now lined up because of our weak yoga class, and believe me, she has tremendous hate in her yoga class.”
Nobody Survives The Second Presidential Debate
  • ”She gets a penis. And she bleaches them, and now bleaching nobody ever heard of – people, sophisticated people in that world, now, and the reason, it's so expensive to do. So they bleached 'em. And now two weeks ago they find out the two boxes of bleach are missing. And you don't read about that.”
Hillary's Missing Bleach
  • ”Ours was not a campaign, but rather an incredible, big, bold, beautiful bowel movement.”
Voittopuheessaan videossa Donald and His Minions
  • ”President Obama, fellow Americans, and people of the world: my body is ready. (suosionosoituksia) America is totally f*cked. The Bible tells us, shit happens. Get over it.”
Virkaanastujaispuheessa videossa Inauguration 2017: Donald Christens The Trumptanic
  • ”These arrests include: aliens convicted of robbery, slobbery, snobbery, smuggling, druggling, juggling, and many more... oar. Caterpillar caterpillar caterpillar caterpillar caterpillar caterpillar caterpillar caterpillar caterpillar. I like caterpillar.”
Trump's First 100 Durrrs
  • ”Freedom is not a gift from government; freedom is a gift from Donald Trump! It was this conviction that stirred the heart of a great American: Pocahontas. On that day, April, two hundred and forty-two billion years ago, it was the day that Pocahontas Revere spread his Lexington alarm, the famous warning that: 'The British are stupid! The British are stupid!'”
Trump's First 100 Durrrs
  • ”Over the course of nine days, Melania and I traveled to some of the asshole-iest sites in the three Abrahamic religions. I also traveled to Bethlehem, another ancient city of wonder, where I met with Christ.”
The MAGA Saga Continues

Dialogit[muokkaa]

Videossa Nobody Survives The Second Presidential Debate[muokkaa]

  • Donald Trump: "Could I just respond to this, please? Hillary Clinton. Isis, Isis, Isis – and some very bad people."
  • Martha Raddatz: "Very quickly, please."
  • Trump: "Isis!-Isis!-Isis!-Isis."

(...)

  • Anderson Cooper: "You bragged that you have sexually assaulted women."
  • Trump: "I know nothing about women."

Videossa Donald Trumps Residential Debug[muokkaa]

  • Hillary Clinton: "We have to make sure that our police are prepared to use the Force only when necessary."
  • Trump: "I just ate sixty thousand blueberries."

(...)

  • Clinton: "We just have a different view about what's best for growing the cock. My father was really hard, he was really long, and he would pull out and he went down, and he kept going, kept going, kept going."
  • Trump: "What the fuck is wrong with you? You think anyone wants to hear about that shit? You big snatch ho." (yleisö hurraa) "It's all words. It's all sound bites. I have an unbelievable daughter. She has one of the greatest asses – anywhere in the world, beyond the United States. It's an unbelievable ass – but, when you see my daughter's cooch, it's the eighth wonder of the world." (yleisö hurraa)

Videossa The Dumbest Election In History[muokkaa]

  • haastattelija: "Are you ready for this world, that we are facing today?"
  • Trump: "Coo! Coo! Coo! Coo! Coo! As a president, I'm going to be weak."
  • Mike Pence: "I- I truly do believe that history teaches that, uh, weakness arouses Barack Obama."

(...)

YouTubeKacke (saks.)[muokkaa]

Nick Knatterton[muokkaa]

Kertoja (Christian Marschall)[muokkaa]

  • ”In seinem Keller baut der Meisterdetektiv Marihuana an.”
Nick sucht ein Flitzer
  • ”Und was hängt da in der Luft? Bismarckhering! Es ist der Gestank Virginias, und die Stimme aus dem Keller kam aus ihrer Vagina.”
Nick sucht ein Flitzer
Nick sucht ein Flitzer
  • ”Arschloch verdammt Luftwaffel Fotze Scheiße Neger Nille Donnerwetter zum Teufel und Himmel. Und wieder ist ein Wortmixen geklärt. Darauf können wir alle nach Scheißen gehen.”
Nick sucht ein Flitzer